we all had a brilliant holiday in flamingoland yorkshire last week 42 of us, my sis has been there 27 years twice a year that was my 3rd time i luv the shows one of the lassies took her shoes off 1st swing ride 2nd she forgot and they went flying i seeh her 1st land at the wagon wheel her 2nd went diveing down to where everyone was oor mart shouted to 3 women look out, i guess ill never grow out of the rides im 50 and still luv them, im not so keen on the show at night they security guards on the door let me see in your bag its about 12 inch what can i hide in it stupid erses,  it has my 2 phones n cigs, dictators bug my life i had drink in the caravan i had the car round with 2 buggys in it went out for one carried a buggy and blanket id no idea how to put buggy down he says show me your pass so held blanket up pull my sleeve up iv nae hands was he blind id walked out the door a minute ago i went to my car across from where hes standing why would i be in flamingoland at night with a buggy if i wasnt staying in a shite caravan, last time i was there they checked the pram for booze ffs i hate drink 3 n im wrecked i had car with me my jobs driving why do they assume scottish luv stinky booze fs drink does nought for me,
next hols back to ireland seen wee yins coming home often,
the english roads are brilliant i dont think i saw a single pothole, while scoland has millions,
my son came back from canada for our holiday he only managed 2 days with us all but he made it seen hes between jobs again he never sticks a job hes always on the move wanting to learn new experiances hes been in canada over a year waiting on his 3rd job its great to see him spending lots of money hes renting a house here but working in canada hes coming home every holiday rather than pay hotels,
it makes you think im sick of scotland i need to finish my house and get out as here ill hopefully do it all before im forced redundant.