not paying attention

the roads a bit busy i cant get past the women in front is in her corsa yapping not paying attention speeds up speeds down shes doing 35 45 55 35 driving me daft i feel like flashing the lights i am here wake up pay attention,

the roundabouts in sight im off shes reving the guts out her car so i cant get past aye right hen you`v paid no atention youve held me up it wasnt safe to overtake so im off you haveno chance of stopping me getting past

country roads

time for home the joys my country roads in sight as i go in its flooded so got to drive slow through the burn in the middle of the road i know it so know what bits to hit,its amazing how i remember where the potholes are and the camber of the road,

the roads full of chips its been well flooded and yes here we come the eejit weans flying round the blind bends think its a 2 lane road they drive me nuts bad driving im jammed into the hedges then theres the odd lorry so into reverse i know im not getting by its quicker to reverse but then some eejit will come flying up they will reverse im not losing my car due to their impatience i drive the country roads slowly if iv no vision looking over and under i pull in as im big and look at them what are you doing in that on these wee roads well folks live on farms and need services so im always there

driving

i was heading into town from the village its time for a break in front was a red mazda in front of him a farmers jeep in front of that the jcb and trailer that does 50mph yes the mazda seen a tractor and off it goes theres a bend double white lines and im like omg hes gonna hit the tam french lorry it goes right into the edge holy moley that was so close these haufwits need better observations,i was braking for the mazda i`d book him for due care.

my nephew aquaplaned over the m77 hit a car then into the tree`s poor boy thats my sisters car away he`ll need to get a new one himself,the main thing is hes alright its only a piece of metal thats replaceable he`s not,i miss my dad yet he never survived his lorry crash when i was young.