channel 5`s dangerous driving school
my car ins the AA emailed me their looking for bad drivers i think hey i used to teach advanced driving so i dont think im for the programme but i`d go in and teach the eejits on it
a boy goes over pavements as he goes round a corner poses in the mirror at his hair he cant park another woman is scared to go on the moterway ones sqealing as shes drives around what i remember from last weeks,
the nights is a crazy boy flying down the country roads i only do that in night driving as the visions better i`d see lights on the hedges i know the difference of their and mine there is a difference these eejits are flying in daylight no vision and the lass far to close shes moaning she cant see to get past move back then haufwit shes belting it and has her kid in the car she needs a smack,
the boys needing his insurance companys advice fire his policy up or get him banned no way is he safe hes a fucking dick, twats like him sit up ma erse and cant keep up once i hit the bends coz i can drive i do 60k miles a year at work,
an older woman having a lesson with her lassie she hasnt driven in 10 years shes doing 15mph and in the middle of 2 lanes a cyclists overtaking her pmsl shes driving in the wrong way to a carpark shes crashed into trolleys by luck,
back to nutjob lassie shes a future bodybag that eejit needs training in safety she is a danger and thinks she isnt, she overtakes with not enough vision im braking for her my boy pulls away like her from my door but i made him do his advanced driving so i know hes winding me up i taught my boy all my neices and nephews their pals my boys ex gf wasted a year learning wi some old biddy who was useless i had her on the road in an hour with full clutch control,
back to eejit boy eating drinking on the phone driving with knees
this programmes brilliant i luv to watch folk drive i admit im no perfect i drive right wi my passengers on board at work in my car i do my own way but safe i dont take risks coz my dad died in his lorry and iv seen the reality at the cops training place and the funny vids cops have a sense of humour as well,
i see these eejits most days on the road learner did`nt give way to me on a roundabout but that roundabouts a regular for folks no giving way,
but on a roundabout in my car im watching the ones i give way to are watching im way in front i luv roundabouts folks dont have a clue i hate the yappy women who pay no attention speed up and down then rev the guts oot their car when im overtaking when its safe to do so and im no waiting iv a bigger engine,
back to crazy lassie i wish i could do her speeds but im no killing a bairn
omg older woman doing highway code she hasnt a scooby shes hopeless on the road hitting the kerb doing aboot 20mph
twatboy again who has no control of the car,but hes in control he disnae ken who`s round the corner and worse than him, braindeed moron you just know hes no gonna stay safe hes in charge of a lethal weapon hope he thinks what if he kills his girlfriend or a kiddie.
