we all had a brilliant holiday in flamingoland yorkshire last week 42 of us, my sis has been there 27 years twice a year that was my 3rd time i luv the shows one of the lassies took her shoes off 1st swing ride 2nd she forgot and they went flying i seeh her 1st land at the wagon wheel her 2nd went diveing down to where everyone was oor mart shouted to 3 women look out, i guess ill never grow out of the rides im 50 and still luv them, im not so keen on the show at night they security guards on the door let me see in your bag its about 12 inch what can i hide in it stupid erses, it has my 2 phones n cigs, dictators bug my life i had drink in the caravan i had the car round with 2 buggys in it went out for one carried a buggy and blanket id no idea how to put buggy down he says show me your pass so held blanket up pull my sleeve up iv nae hands was he blind id walked out the door a minute ago i went to my car across from where hes standing why would i be in flamingoland at night with a buggy if i wasnt staying in a shite caravan, last time i was there they checked the pram for booze ffs i hate drink 3 n im wrecked i had car with me my jobs driving why do they assume scottish luv stinky booze fs drink does nought for me,
next hols back to ireland seen wee yins coming home often,
the english roads are brilliant i dont think i saw a single pothole, while scoland has millions,
my son came back from canada for our holiday he only managed 2 days with us all but he made it seen hes between jobs again he never sticks a job hes always on the move wanting to learn new experiances hes been in canada over a year waiting on his 3rd job its great to see him spending lots of money hes renting a house here but working in canada hes coming home every holiday rather than pay hotels,
it makes you think im sick of scotland i need to finish my house and get out as here ill hopefully do it all before im forced redundant.
Sunday, 15 September 2013
im reading a brilliant regression book, some peoples past lifes have been in atlantis and some aliens as far as im concerned aliens are spirit in the higher realms,
some said why did aliens take humans ? but they used their DNA to make humans or we would still be monkeys interesting stuff.
some folks are from places no one knows about im sure im from kilkenny i knew it when i was there for the 1st time i feel home in ireland,
global warming seeminly happens every few thousand years with help from us pollouting with toxins mother nature will heal the earth again,
some said why did aliens take humans ? but they used their DNA to make humans or we would still be monkeys interesting stuff.
some folks are from places no one knows about im sure im from kilkenny i knew it when i was there for the 1st time i feel home in ireland,
global warming seeminly happens every few thousand years with help from us pollouting with toxins mother nature will heal the earth again,
Tuesday, 27 November 2012
time for a bitch,
at a junction im checking no-ones going across the street behind me, nope guys on far side heading to stevenson as i carry on across hes blaring on the horn,
oh hes changed his mind and shoulda been on the inside lane not outside lane dafty blasting his horn at me, if i didnt have passengers to drop off i woulda turned round and put him right,
i know the rules i taught advanced driving long enough been a member for 10 years or more, and im a driver for work,
what is it with some guys think they can do wrong and blast the horn in his wee blue fiesta.
not bad only one haufwit today,
but yesterday a fella was waiting to come onto the main road will i wont i nope i`ll wait, nope heres a bus coming lets go its invisable my workies all say the same,
im nearing my turn to the right hes on the left ach sod it he just goes cuts me up.
then round the one way system im on outside lane im heading outa town lane, hes on inside heading into town sitting in his wee van arms and hands in the air like im in the wrong,
i think no pal your in the wrong lane what are you sitting there holding folk up for trying to force your way in if you indicate your intentions i will let you in coz i dont have much red mist,
im quite an obliging driver, cant say the same for my passengers the amount of swearing look at that f****n b i laugh when they say how do you stay calm,
i say nothing happened everyones safe im pretty observant and i know the reality of what can happen iv lived through it.
lets have a go at the yappy women speed 50 or 60 then down to 30 40 to busy yapping so driving without due care and attention,
the roads busy im on route to a job i cant get by yes heres the roundabout ill get past now,
then their wee hairdryer corsa gets the guts revved outa it i look over and think are you daft hen you`ve paid no attention to the road now im overtaking you pay attention sod you im off i have a 2ltr you have a hairdryer tf im away safely coz thats my priority the oldies are as bad as young women yap yap yap watch the road.
then on the m8 its all smooth im overtaking a lot of cars and pull in, in front of a sliver bmw next thing the boy overtakes me and hits the brakes im like what planet is he on whats the problem i pulled in way in front of him, so i told my passenger to get my video on the car in front,
and he notices and hes away like a bullet haufwit he was certainly breaking the speed limit.
at a junction im checking no-ones going across the street behind me, nope guys on far side heading to stevenson as i carry on across hes blaring on the horn,
oh hes changed his mind and shoulda been on the inside lane not outside lane dafty blasting his horn at me, if i didnt have passengers to drop off i woulda turned round and put him right,
i know the rules i taught advanced driving long enough been a member for 10 years or more, and im a driver for work,
what is it with some guys think they can do wrong and blast the horn in his wee blue fiesta.
not bad only one haufwit today,
but yesterday a fella was waiting to come onto the main road will i wont i nope i`ll wait, nope heres a bus coming lets go its invisable my workies all say the same,
im nearing my turn to the right hes on the left ach sod it he just goes cuts me up.
then round the one way system im on outside lane im heading outa town lane, hes on inside heading into town sitting in his wee van arms and hands in the air like im in the wrong,
i think no pal your in the wrong lane what are you sitting there holding folk up for trying to force your way in if you indicate your intentions i will let you in coz i dont have much red mist,
im quite an obliging driver, cant say the same for my passengers the amount of swearing look at that f****n b i laugh when they say how do you stay calm,
i say nothing happened everyones safe im pretty observant and i know the reality of what can happen iv lived through it.
lets have a go at the yappy women speed 50 or 60 then down to 30 40 to busy yapping so driving without due care and attention,
the roads busy im on route to a job i cant get by yes heres the roundabout ill get past now,
then their wee hairdryer corsa gets the guts revved outa it i look over and think are you daft hen you`ve paid no attention to the road now im overtaking you pay attention sod you im off i have a 2ltr you have a hairdryer tf im away safely coz thats my priority the oldies are as bad as young women yap yap yap watch the road.
then on the m8 its all smooth im overtaking a lot of cars and pull in, in front of a sliver bmw next thing the boy overtakes me and hits the brakes im like what planet is he on whats the problem i pulled in way in front of him, so i told my passenger to get my video on the car in front,
and he notices and hes away like a bullet haufwit he was certainly breaking the speed limit.
Saturday, 10 March 2012
thats my wee precious got his visa im so jelous i wish it was me hes off in septemeber he reckons poor wee boy i was all thats keeping him here iv told him just go i wish i went when i was younger i hate this place once hes away iv nothing to be here for not one thing is important enough now to stay here wonder where i could go what can i do i wish i was as smart as my boy but the teachers in my day were old age pensioners who were hopeless the guv let us down with crap teachers some must hav been good i can spell but its maths im not to hot at, but i got plenty svq`s later at college
Wednesday, 26 October 2011
dangerous driving school
channel 5`s dangerous driving school
my car ins the AA emailed me their looking for bad drivers i think hey i used to teach advanced driving so i dont think im for the programme but i`d go in and teach the eejits on it
a boy goes over pavements as he goes round a corner poses in the mirror at his hair he cant park another woman is scared to go on the moterway ones sqealing as shes drives around what i remember from last weeks,
the nights is a crazy boy flying down the country roads i only do that in night driving as the visions better i`d see lights on the hedges i know the difference of their and mine there is a difference these eejits are flying in daylight no vision and the lass far to close shes moaning she cant see to get past move back then haufwit shes belting it and has her kid in the car she needs a smack,
the boys needing his insurance companys advice fire his policy up or get him banned no way is he safe hes a fucking dick, twats like him sit up ma erse and cant keep up once i hit the bends coz i can drive i do 60k miles a year at work,
an older woman having a lesson with her lassie she hasnt driven in 10 years shes doing 15mph and in the middle of 2 lanes a cyclists overtaking her pmsl shes driving in the wrong way to a carpark shes crashed into trolleys by luck,
back to nutjob lassie shes a future bodybag that eejit needs training in safety she is a danger and thinks she isnt, she overtakes with not enough vision im braking for her my boy pulls away like her from my door but i made him do his advanced driving so i know hes winding me up i taught my boy all my neices and nephews their pals my boys ex gf wasted a year learning wi some old biddy who was useless i had her on the road in an hour with full clutch control,
back to eejit boy eating drinking on the phone driving with knees
this programmes brilliant i luv to watch folk drive i admit im no perfect i drive right wi my passengers on board at work in my car i do my own way but safe i dont take risks coz my dad died in his lorry and iv seen the reality at the cops training place and the funny vids cops have a sense of humour as well,
i see these eejits most days on the road learner did`nt give way to me on a roundabout but that roundabouts a regular for folks no giving way,
but on a roundabout in my car im watching the ones i give way to are watching im way in front i luv roundabouts folks dont have a clue i hate the yappy women who pay no attention speed up and down then rev the guts oot their car when im overtaking when its safe to do so and im no waiting iv a bigger engine,
back to crazy lassie i wish i could do her speeds but im no killing a bairn
omg older woman doing highway code she hasnt a scooby shes hopeless on the road hitting the kerb doing aboot 20mph
twatboy again who has no control of the car,but hes in control he disnae ken who`s round the corner and worse than him, braindeed moron you just know hes no gonna stay safe hes in charge of a lethal weapon hope he thinks what if he kills his girlfriend or a kiddie.
my car ins the AA emailed me their looking for bad drivers i think hey i used to teach advanced driving so i dont think im for the programme but i`d go in and teach the eejits on it
a boy goes over pavements as he goes round a corner poses in the mirror at his hair he cant park another woman is scared to go on the moterway ones sqealing as shes drives around what i remember from last weeks,
the nights is a crazy boy flying down the country roads i only do that in night driving as the visions better i`d see lights on the hedges i know the difference of their and mine there is a difference these eejits are flying in daylight no vision and the lass far to close shes moaning she cant see to get past move back then haufwit shes belting it and has her kid in the car she needs a smack,
the boys needing his insurance companys advice fire his policy up or get him banned no way is he safe hes a fucking dick, twats like him sit up ma erse and cant keep up once i hit the bends coz i can drive i do 60k miles a year at work,
an older woman having a lesson with her lassie she hasnt driven in 10 years shes doing 15mph and in the middle of 2 lanes a cyclists overtaking her pmsl shes driving in the wrong way to a carpark shes crashed into trolleys by luck,
back to nutjob lassie shes a future bodybag that eejit needs training in safety she is a danger and thinks she isnt, she overtakes with not enough vision im braking for her my boy pulls away like her from my door but i made him do his advanced driving so i know hes winding me up i taught my boy all my neices and nephews their pals my boys ex gf wasted a year learning wi some old biddy who was useless i had her on the road in an hour with full clutch control,
back to eejit boy eating drinking on the phone driving with knees
this programmes brilliant i luv to watch folk drive i admit im no perfect i drive right wi my passengers on board at work in my car i do my own way but safe i dont take risks coz my dad died in his lorry and iv seen the reality at the cops training place and the funny vids cops have a sense of humour as well,
i see these eejits most days on the road learner did`nt give way to me on a roundabout but that roundabouts a regular for folks no giving way,
but on a roundabout in my car im watching the ones i give way to are watching im way in front i luv roundabouts folks dont have a clue i hate the yappy women who pay no attention speed up and down then rev the guts oot their car when im overtaking when its safe to do so and im no waiting iv a bigger engine,
back to crazy lassie i wish i could do her speeds but im no killing a bairn
omg older woman doing highway code she hasnt a scooby shes hopeless on the road hitting the kerb doing aboot 20mph
twatboy again who has no control of the car,but hes in control he disnae ken who`s round the corner and worse than him, braindeed moron you just know hes no gonna stay safe hes in charge of a lethal weapon hope he thinks what if he kills his girlfriend or a kiddie.
Sunday, 18 September 2011
yorkshire
iv been to flamingo twice with sis and all the nices nephews my boy the pals what a laugh i luv the shows rides that are only open during the day how crap the shows shut at night where as they would be better open at night and shut through the day for we liked to go to yorkshire and scarborough,the penny machines are boring their open at night the pub and musicals are good at night but the smell of booze puts me off so i end up away and let the young ones round i stay and watch their kids,
sis has went to flamingo 20 years now twice a year im like what shes nuts aye its good but not that good 6 hours driving then waiting on the keys and the smell of piss in the loo.
you cant beat a travel lodge,
the one at alton towers was good apart from being forced to drink out a plastic cup in the pub with my meal but i guess english footys got bother i was amazed plastic cups
the nemesis brilliant the rest brilliant the cold i had to buy a sweatshrt then a jacket i luvd when my boy caught up in the saucers he spun us fast as ought whit a laff then sis walking with her jacket over her head some lass looking at her then sis shouts arrrggghhhh the lass jumped we said we have her out for the day from her mental hospital i caught all my lot pissing themselves laughing on camera i have it on the wall, and the lass in the background laughing after her fright
blackpool well it never changes same old same old the ride round the parks my fav you think im going over nto the sea then it flips round the corner bonus i luv that ride,
my family are wonderful they help me through all the pain of this farce of trying to be free iv been seperated longer than i was married 9 long year seperated im so sick of the fraudulant ways of the legals all for 8 month on my mortgage,see its never far away my nightmare,
i need to go to asda i need cigs im sick of smoking iv none but forgot to buy 10 in the shop the doc goes on at me to stop i do but im never liong till im back on them they calm me down i hate it hate the price but its uk rip off britain if your poor your ripped off.
sis has went to flamingo 20 years now twice a year im like what shes nuts aye its good but not that good 6 hours driving then waiting on the keys and the smell of piss in the loo.
you cant beat a travel lodge,
the one at alton towers was good apart from being forced to drink out a plastic cup in the pub with my meal but i guess english footys got bother i was amazed plastic cups
the nemesis brilliant the rest brilliant the cold i had to buy a sweatshrt then a jacket i luvd when my boy caught up in the saucers he spun us fast as ought whit a laff then sis walking with her jacket over her head some lass looking at her then sis shouts arrrggghhhh the lass jumped we said we have her out for the day from her mental hospital i caught all my lot pissing themselves laughing on camera i have it on the wall, and the lass in the background laughing after her fright
blackpool well it never changes same old same old the ride round the parks my fav you think im going over nto the sea then it flips round the corner bonus i luv that ride,
my family are wonderful they help me through all the pain of this farce of trying to be free iv been seperated longer than i was married 9 long year seperated im so sick of the fraudulant ways of the legals all for 8 month on my mortgage,see its never far away my nightmare,
i need to go to asda i need cigs im sick of smoking iv none but forgot to buy 10 in the shop the doc goes on at me to stop i do but im never liong till im back on them they calm me down i hate it hate the price but its uk rip off britain if your poor your ripped off.
ireland
belfast is wonderful as soon as i see samson or george best im home i`ll be over soon enough iv not been this year i went over for 3 days and one overnight last year i want to be there all the time kilkenny is home i lived there in a previous life i reckon when i was there i knew so many streets i had never been to,
iv not been up to southern for years i reckon it was 9 years ago as soon as i was free i went a holiday as i hadnt had one for years due to being in the abusive marriage as soon as i was free i went away, i went to belfast after that and i was hooked,the first one was in lisdoonvarna it was a bit boring in the middle of nowhere so i went on all the trips plus i took maw shes is to quiet never speaks much hangs onto my arse like a pup i think get away fae me go do something get a fekn life im sick being the only one whos stuck running after her when she has 5 weans and lots of grandkids but her nasty ways has driven them all away when will she ever fekn learn she needs input to get something back,id be pissed if my boy was as quiet as that or i didnt speak to him i used to tell her to join clubs they are across from me shes down the road but no its a cleek shes from the borders so weird my gran was like my maw nothing like my maw,after that holiday she bugs me lets go a holiday i say no im to stressed out i cant afford it i know i paid her holiday so she must think she owes me but im not taking from her im stubborn i pay my own things i only help my son out no one else,
iv been all over southern ireland its much the same as scotland and northern i luv belfast ulster hollywoods a nice wee place up by dundonald stormonts amazing what a size
iv not been up to southern for years i reckon it was 9 years ago as soon as i was free i went a holiday as i hadnt had one for years due to being in the abusive marriage as soon as i was free i went away, i went to belfast after that and i was hooked,the first one was in lisdoonvarna it was a bit boring in the middle of nowhere so i went on all the trips plus i took maw shes is to quiet never speaks much hangs onto my arse like a pup i think get away fae me go do something get a fekn life im sick being the only one whos stuck running after her when she has 5 weans and lots of grandkids but her nasty ways has driven them all away when will she ever fekn learn she needs input to get something back,id be pissed if my boy was as quiet as that or i didnt speak to him i used to tell her to join clubs they are across from me shes down the road but no its a cleek shes from the borders so weird my gran was like my maw nothing like my maw,after that holiday she bugs me lets go a holiday i say no im to stressed out i cant afford it i know i paid her holiday so she must think she owes me but im not taking from her im stubborn i pay my own things i only help my son out no one else,
iv been all over southern ireland its much the same as scotland and northern i luv belfast ulster hollywoods a nice wee place up by dundonald stormonts amazing what a size
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