time for a bitch,
at a junction im checking no-ones going across the street behind me, nope guys on far side heading to stevenson as i carry on across hes blaring on the horn,
oh hes changed his mind and shoulda been on the inside lane not outside lane dafty blasting his horn at me, if i didnt have passengers to drop off i woulda turned round and put him right,
i know the rules i taught advanced driving long enough been a member for 10 years or more, and im a driver for work,
what is it with some guys think they can do wrong and blast the horn in his wee blue fiesta.

not bad only one haufwit today,
but yesterday a fella was waiting to come onto the main road will i wont i nope i`ll wait,  nope heres a bus coming lets go its invisable my workies all say the same,
im nearing my turn to the right hes on the left ach sod it he just goes cuts me up.

then round the one way system im on outside lane im heading outa town lane, hes on inside heading into town sitting in his wee van arms and hands in the air like im in the wrong,
i think no pal your in the wrong lane what are you sitting there holding folk up for trying to force your way in if you indicate your intentions i will let you in coz i dont have much red mist,
im quite an obliging driver, cant say the same for my passengers the amount of swearing look at that f****n b i laugh when they say how do you stay calm,
i say nothing happened everyones safe im pretty observant and i know the reality of what can happen iv lived through it.

lets have a go at the yappy women speed 50 or 60 then down to 30 40 to busy yapping so driving without due care and attention,
the roads busy im on route to a job i cant get by yes heres the roundabout ill get past now,
then their wee hairdryer corsa gets the guts revved outa it i look over and think are you daft hen you`ve paid no attention to the road now im overtaking you pay attention sod you im off i have a 2ltr you have a hairdryer tf im away safely coz thats my priority the oldies are as bad as young women yap yap yap watch the road.

then on the m8 its all smooth im overtaking a lot of cars and pull in, in front of a sliver bmw next thing the boy overtakes me and hits the brakes im like what planet is he on whats the problem i pulled in way in front of him, so i told my passenger to get my video on the car in front,
and he notices and hes away like a bullet haufwit he was certainly breaking the speed limit.

thats my wee precious got his visa im so jelous i wish it was me hes off in septemeber he reckons poor wee boy i was all thats keeping him here iv told him just go i wish i went when i was younger i hate this place once hes away iv nothing to be here for not one thing is important enough now to stay here wonder where i could go what can i do i wish i was as smart as my boy but the teachers in my day were old age pensioners who were hopeless the guv let us down with crap teachers some must hav been good i can spell but its maths im not to hot at, but i got plenty svq`s later at college